i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
sometimes you just gotta suck a dick
aren’t you straight..?
*sucks dick nervously*
when people complain about gender neutral pronouns i just picture them dancing on a high school cafeteria table screaming to the heavens "NO! (no no no) stick to the stuff we know! it is better by far to keep things as they are don’t mess with flow no no”